“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.”
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Easy A
I SHIP BECK AND TORI. (Victorious - i dont care if its a nickelodeon show)
WHY CANT THEY DATE. They almost kissed twice in Tori Goes Platinum!!!!
STUPID JADE.
Just -
Dan Schneider,
dylan: “all right, i’m gonna, uh, do it again.”
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Teen Wolf Season 01 Gag Reel
Video thanks to my awesome friend Jen ♥
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Reasons Why Stiles Stilinski is the Actual Best
It’s agreed by pretty much everyone who watches Teen Wolf that Stiles is friggin’ amazing for a multitude of reasons.
And here they are.
Warning: Spoilers for the entire first season!
Also, this is a fucking novel. I apologize. If you actually read the whole thing, you are awesome.
partially-based-on-a-true-story:
Laundry Day. See you there.
Underthings…tum-b-ling.
Wanna say “Love your hair.”
Here I go (mmmrrhhrr) mum-b-ling.
With my freeze ray I will stop - the world.
With my freeze ray I will find the time to find the words to
Tell you how. How you make.
Make me feel. What’s the phrase?
Like a fool. Kinda sick.
Special needs. Anyways.
With my freeze ray I will stop - the pain.
It’s not a death ray or an ice beam, that’s all Johnny Snow.
I just think you need time to know
That I’m the guy to make it real.
The feelings you don’t dare to feel.
I’ll bend the world to our will
And we’ll make Time stand … sti - ll.
That’s the plan. Rule the world.
You and me. Any day.
Love your hair. (What? No, I, I, I love the air.) Anyway.
With my freeze ray I will stop*
- Neil: Have you seen these things? They're like the new craze.
- Craig: It's like Justin Bieber in elasticated form.
- Neil: They all make shapes, and so I have four of them. This one is a rabbit because I'm a magician and I like magic.... This one's a pineapple--that's a pineapple because I like pina coladas.... This one's a dolphin because I love dolphins.... And this one's a rooster because I love--
- Craig: NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, EVERYBODY!
